Tim Conway Quotes
- I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.
- My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.
- When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.
- I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh…
- If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great…
- I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for.
- I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home.
- Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly, when I asked…
- Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.
- Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny.…
- We kept a broad audience, and we didn't make fun of people who had necessarily made mistakes in their life and burned them to the…