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- Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!
- Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.
- Technically, we're all half centaur.
- With all of the visual distraction constantly inundating us in the form of our devices and screens, I really derive a great deal of pleasure…
- I like to play women who are not strong at all, because, there's certainly plenty of myself that is no kind of a warrior.
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- . . . a basic law: the more you practice the art of thankfulness, the more you have to be thankful for.… — Norman Vincent Peale
- Whenever my pocket money fall short. I start to think my life sucks. Then I think about all those out there who… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
- Don't be selfish and tell me why you're unfollowing me so I can retweet it for the rest and we all can… — Nikhil Saluja
- Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are… — Aristotle
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and… — Hannah Arendt
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes