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When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle joint just outside… — James Crumley
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I… — Chelsea Handler
Rumor had it that he was homosexual; in reality, in recent years, he was simply a garden-variety alcoholic. — Michel Houellebecq
(The new boyfriend) knows I write every day for hours but has no idea that all I’m writing about is me. It seems wiser to… — Augusten Burroughs
A man who drinks too much on occasion is still the same man as he was sober. An alcoholic, a real alcoholic, is not the… — Raymond Chandler
What's the difference between bulimics and anorexics?" I ask. "Anorexics are anorexics all the time," she says, "I'm only bulimic when I'm throwing up." Wow.… — Sherman Alexie
Accept the things I cannot change," I said. "And pray for the courage to change the things I can, as well as the wisdom to… — Meg Cabot
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn… — George Carlin
An alcoholic will steal your wallet and lie to you. A drug addict will steal your wallet and then help you look for it. — David Sheff
only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ... — Louis-Ferdinand Celine
There appear to be many people who chose to go crazy (or become alcoholics, addicts, criminals, suicides) rather than have to bear the pain and… — Sheldon B. Kopp
I found the prospect daunting, but somehow comforting, too, because the counselors insisted it could be done, and, after all, many of them were recovering… — Craig Ferguson
Happy is one of the many things I'm likely to be over the course of a day and certainly over the course of a lifetime.… — Carrie Fisher
Not to mention, we’re using you for bait. (Syn) Are you that drunk? (Nykyrian) What? I wasn’t supposed to tell her that? (Syn) I’m bait?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Father says hot water can be as stimulating as an alcoholic drink and though I never come by one...I can well believe it. — Dodie Smith
I told him about me being a summoner, and what that entailed. At the end of he simply gave a long sigh. “Why couldn’t you… — Diana Rowland
The alcoholic and the drug addict harm only themselves by their behavior; the person who violates the rules of morality governing mans life in society… — Ludwig von Mises
I contemplate the idea that maybe I'm an alcoholic. I get this occassionally, the need to define myself as something-or-the-other, and at various times in… — David Nicholls
...maybe I've just read too many novels. In novels, alcoholics are always attractive and fuuny and charming and complex, like Sebastian Flyte or ABe North… — David Nicholls
Sometimes they were together so often that it felt as though they really were a couple; sometimes weeks and months would go by before they… — Steig Larsson
That's what alcoholics do. It's in their job description: fall apart and then keep falling apart. — Audrey Niffenegger
Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic. — Jill Shalvis
Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic. — Libba Bray
And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic. — Augusten Burroughs
But then, look at me. My brain is incorrectly formed, and I'm shaped like a tube. Plus, I'm an alcoholic, a "survivor" of childhood sexual… — Augusten Burroughs

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