Alarm Quotes

301 Alarm quotes by 245 unique authors

How reliable is your alarm clock? — Rachel McAdams
My song is your girlfriends waking up ringer...or alarm or whatever. — Drake
Im living out my dream, dont you dare hit that alarm clock. — Big Sean
I'm livin out my dreams, don't you dare hit that alarm clock — Big Sean
There's gonna be a lot of slow singin' and flower bringin' if my burgalar alarm starts ringin' — Biggie Smalls
My alarm clock is just like my girlfriend , each five minutes she has to bother me . — Unknown Author
Clearly my alarm clock is jealous of my relationship with my bed. — Unknown Author
I'm not lazy in the morning-my alarm clock is an overachiever! — Unknown Author
I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer. — Unknown Author
*FIRE ALARM.* TEACHER: — Saul Rodriguez
Some times wwe think mabey if I just lay here the alarm wont ring... it always does — Kenzie-ann
I use a 3D alarm in the morning; I leave the outdoor unlocked, so a friend can come and wake me up in the morning. — Trondal
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed. — Aicel
The only thing that I'm obsessed with is sleeping and actually, it is more than an obsession, it is a pleasure. I love sleeping so… — Christian Bale
Someone asked a woman : Are you a Working Woman or a House-Wife? She replied : Yes I'm a full time working House-Wife. ... I… — Don Raj
The fire alarm definitely just went off...I think I'll stick to microwaveable popcorn from now on. — Candace Bailey
To see a man get over his fear and trepidation is like viewing a child remember something to them believed to be lost forever. — Denise Clark
Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.. — Mitchell Sakundiak
Dear Human; You Get Angry At Me, If I wake you up... You Also Get Angry, If I don't..!! What The Hell Is This??? -Sincerely.… — Pacifiersucker
That moment when you walk out of a store and the alarm beeps, even though you didn't steal anything!.. — Unknown Author
Ones Again,And Again the same way, the Some January , the sad face, then again, though life has JusT been an alarm Clark — Mak_786
I've gotten really good at waking myself up. In the past, I would always be late for stuff and people would get mad at me,… — Nick Jonas
If the Alarm on a china phone cannot wake you up..forget it you are Dead. — Unknown Author
I'm in love with my bed, we're the perfect couple. But my alarm clock won't let us be together. That jealous whore. — Unkown
Be prepared to unexpected things. Everything happen in humans life without alarm..Mak_786 — Mak_786

Who Wrote These Alarm Quotes

245 authors contributed a total of 301 Alarm Quotes, led by these top contributors: