Best Airport Proverbs
340 Airport quotes by 294 unique authors
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I love the ending of a movie where two people end up together. Preferably if there's rain and an airport or running or a confession…
— Taylor Swift
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Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.
— Johnny Vegas
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I had to stop traveling alone because I missed so many planes. When somebody runs up to you in the airport and begins to tell…
— Iyanla Vanzant
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I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.
— Johnny Vegas
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I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport ,the metal detector goes off.
— Jesse Ventura
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People in this country need to understand when you go to any airport in the United States, you are not protected by the Constitution or…
— Jesse Ventura
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For one who has an interest in the body as text, airports are treasure troves of information. It seems almost un-American to enjoy delays, and…
— Abraham Verghese
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All human life can be found in an airport.
— David Walliams
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I don't like waiting in airports for my bags. Even worse, I don't like waiting in airports when my bags are lost.
— Steve Waugh
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I am a pretty recognizable, like, I walk through the airport or something, you are going to spot me right away.
— Shaun White
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
— Henny Youngman
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Whether it's watching a $4,000 laptop fall off the conveyor belt at airport security, contending with a software conflict that corrupted your file management system,…
— Douglas Rushkoff
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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank…
— George W. Bush
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I was thirty-seven then, strapped in my seat as the huge 747 plunged through dense cloud cover on approach to the Hamburg airport.
— Haruki Murakami
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It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.
— Douglas Adams
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Our homes do not have to offer us permanent occupancy or store our clothes to merit the name. To speak of home in relation to…
— Alain de Botton
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Sometimes I would make left turns all the way around a block, and when I returned to the original intersection, I would feel disappointed to…
— Miranda July
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Why come to Trude? I asked myself. And I already wanted to leave. You cand resume your flight whereever you like," they say to me,…
— Italo Calvino
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When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and together we endure the wretchedness of…
— David Sedaris
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I took the T from Logan airport to Harvard Square. I hate driving in Boston. It's the traffic that drives me spare, and the absolutely…
— Geraldine Brooks
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Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true…
— Jay Leno
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She was standing in the airport of Copenhagen, staring at a doorway, trying to figure out if it was (a) a bathroom and (b) what…
— Maureen Johnson
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I spent my time drinking and staring at a television in the airport bar. More death and destruction. Crime. Pollution. All the news stories were…
— John Twelve Hawks
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She was not good on the phone. She needed the face, the pattern of eyes, nose, trembling mouth... People talking were meant to look at…
— Lorrie Moore
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Sharing a room with a cadaver is only mildly different from being in a room alone. They are the same sort of company as people…
— Mary Roach
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294 authors contributed a total of 340 Airport Quotes, led by these top contributors: