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• Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can…
• I love to eat. That's why I got so fat; I love to eat. If I don't walk away from a meal…
• The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably…
• Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.
• Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with…
• Uncool is a cool resting place. The pressure's off me.
• I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.
• One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe…
• Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth.
• He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask…
• There's nothing wrong with sending a quick note if you're busy or just want to flirt, but it's hard to have any…
• I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

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