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• In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
• Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who…
• Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic hinterlands. "And…
• Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
• If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
• I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me in Tokyo.…
• I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
• I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you…
• I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who…
• I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
• Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it with the…
• I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had…

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