Accusing Him Quotes by Frank Carson

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Frank Carson has 14 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
• What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
• So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
• I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful…
• Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!
• Most of my jokes are racist - usually about the Irish.
• America has only 100 Senators for 309 million people, but Stormont has 108 members for 1.7 million.
• People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.

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