Absurd Quotes

832 Absurd quotes by 611 unique authors

There's nothing in the First Amendment that even remotely talks about spending money for political contests, and to say that an individual can spend as… — Arlen Specter
Whatsoever is contrary to nature is contrary to reason, and whatsoever is contrary to reason is absurd. — Baruch Spinoza
It's absurd for anybody to look around and hear the acts and artists who cite us as an inspiration, and then tell me that we're… — Paul Stanley
There have been no sects in the Christian world, however absurd, which have not endeavoured to support their opinions by arguments drawn from Scripture. — Laurence Sterne
I came to feel very, very sentimental about those sets, which is ludicrous, because they represent everything which is transitory and insubstantial. It's absurd that… — Patrick Stewart
Of course, politicians always say they're just describing their opponents' positions, even if they are in fact offering absurd caricatures, if not outright lies. — James Surowiecki
The constraints of melodrama can be a great blessing, because they demand that all the characters involved - as absurd and extreme as they may… — Stanley Tucci
The history of thought may be summed up in these words: it is absurd by what it seeks and great by what it finds. — Paul Valery
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. — Voltaire
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. — Voltaire
To believe in God is impossible not to believe in Him is absurd. — Voltaire
Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic. — Evelyn Waugh
You know, I always was an early morning or late night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline.… — Joss Whedon
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. — Oscar Wilde
There is this absurd assumption that the revitalisation of the public sphere is always a good thing. I think people tend to confuse 'civic' and… — Evgeny Morozov
It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words. — George Orwell
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland. — Woody Allen
The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death. — Kurt Vonnegut
Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited. — William Goldman
To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriendâ€¦ I suppose I ought to have realize… — Robert Harris

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