Absurd Quotes

832 Absurd quotes by 611 unique authors

I'm the end of the line; absurd and appalling as it may seem, serious New York theater has died in my lifetime. — Arthur Miller
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. — Spike Milligan
I always feel kind of absurd and presumptuous presenting a speech. — Unknown Author
I won't complain about touring, because I really do believe that a public-figure musician complaining about being a public-figure musician is just absurd. Like, 'Boo… — Unknown Author
Any criticism of Thatcher throws a dangerously absurd light on the entire machinery of British politics. Thatcher's name must be protected, not because of all… — Steven Morrissey
Anyone who knows how difficult it is to keep a secret among three men - particularly if they are married - knows how absurd is… — Oswald Mosley
It is as absurd to argue men, as to torture them, into believing. — John Henry Newman
Well, this is an unfortunate part of the UN institution. It's the - the theater of the absurd. It doesn't only cast Israel as the… — Benjamin Netanyahu
When all else fails there's always delusion. — Conan O'Brien
The philosophies of one age have become the absurdities of the next, and the foolishness of yesterday has become the wisdom of tomorrow. — William Osler
Is it not a species of blasphemy to call the New Testament revealed religion, when we see in it such contradictions and absurdities. — Thomas Paine
Humanity should question itself, once more, about the absurd and always unfair phenomenon of war, on whose stage of death and pain only remain standing… — Pope John Paul II
The truth is, for some absurd reason, no one is willing to admit that the interests of the producers and the theater owners are not… — Harold Prince
Secretly we're all a little more absurd than we make ourselves out to be. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
I was 21 in 1968, so I'm as much a child of the '60s as is possible to be. In those years the subject of… — Salman Rushdie
The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. — Bertrand Russell
Space travel is the only technology that is more dangerous and more expensive now than it was in its first year. Fifty years after Yuri… — Burt Rutan
Whole communities are growing up without fathers or male role models. Bringing up a family in the best of circumstances is not easy. To try… — Jonathan Sacks
When you look at it that way, you can see how absurd it is that we individualize ourselves with our fences and hoarded possessions. — Morrie Schwartz
Love is free; to promise for ever to love the same woman is not less absurd than to promise to believe the same creed; such… — Percy Bysshe Shelley

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