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Absurd Quotes by Robert Green Ingersoll
- Nothing could be more idiotic and absurd than the doctrine of the trinity.
- According to the celestial multiplication table, once one is three, and three times one is one, and according to heavenly subtraction if we take two…
- If God created the universe, there was a time when he commenced to create. Back of that commencement there must have been an eternity. In…
- Most men are followers, and implicitly rely upon the judgment of others. They mistake solemnity for wisdom, and regard a grave countenance as the title…
- It has always seemed absurd to suppose that a god would choose for his companions, during all eternity, the dear souls whose highest and only…
- Take from the church the miraculous, the supernatural, the incomprehensible, the unreasonable, the impossible, the unknowable, the absurd, and nothing but a vacuum remains.
- The notion that faith in Christ is to be rewarded by an eternity of bliss, while a dependence upon reason, observation, and experience merits everlasting…
- My objection to Christianity is that it is infinitely cruel, infinitely selfish, and I might add infinitely absurd
More Absurd Quotes
- It is as absurd to say that a man can't love one woman all the time as it is to say that… — Honore de Balzac
- Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. — Yogi Berra
- To be interested in food but not in food production is clearly absurd. — Wendell Berry
- Refusal to believe until proof is given is a rational position; denial of all outside of our own limited experience is absurd. — Annie Besant
- Rock 'n' roll is ridiculous. It's absurd. In the past, U2 was trying to duck that. Now we're wrapping our arms around… — Bono
- A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins,… — Samuel Butler
- When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn… — David Byrne
- My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point of view, that it breaks out in spite… — Lord Byron
- The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. — Albert Camus
- I draw from the Absurd three consequences: my revolt, my liberty, my passion. — Albert Camus
- The absurd depends as much on man as on the world. For the moment, it is all that links them together. — Albert Camus
- In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd. — Miguel de Cervantes