Absurd Quotes

832 quotes by 611 authors

There are truthful answers to questions best left unsaid lest they become absurd when confessed. — Jey Lopez
(...) We are standing in the flames reaching for the fight until the end; yesterday is dead and gone. Our voice will be heard in… — Angela Gossow
I take out my pen and paper. I'd write how much I love you. I'd write just what you make me do, because you are… — Francine Chiar
I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each others hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are — Hussein Nishah
Infatuation, love, memory, recollection, remembrance — Hussein Nishah
Love is the jelly to sunshines peanut butter. And if I tell you that Im in sandwich with you, Im not just saying it to… — Hussein Nishah
A material resurrection seems strange and even absurd except for purposes of punishment, and all punishment which is to revenge ra ther than correct must… — George Gordon Noel Byron
Rationally considered, nothing can be more absurd than the baptism of infants under any circumstances. No statement, no matter by whom it may be said… — Tennessee Claflin
The naive notion that a mother naturally acquires the complex skills of childrearing simply because she has given birth now seems as absurd to me… — Mary Kay Blakely
Look, at the same time that I don't want to be a celebrity, I understand that when you make movies you put yourself out in… — Jonah Hill
Good thoughts are important for success but Expecting that thoughts alone can bring success is absurd. — Senoraroy
:)So Micayla didn't quite understand the meaning of the word paradox, so like most things I struggle to understand or make sense of I draw… — Micayla Ludick Basson

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