Absurd Quotes

832 quotes by 611 authors

Zen is so strange as far as intellectual understanding is concerned. It looks almost absurd. That is one of the reasons why it has not… — Unknown Author
I can cross the boundless ocean just to save you, I cannot eat or sleep without you, I can take you on a journey to… — Shalini
It was bad enough not having a boyfriend for New Year's Eve. Now I had to cope with Valentine datelessness, feeling consummate social pressure from… — Shalini
One of the many advantages of having a boyfriend who is half French is that his culinary repertoire extends beyond mac and cheese. Plus, theres… — Shalini
I was the other man, basically. The OB which is lingo for original boyfriend not obstetrician was just ridiculous looking. — Shalini
I am here to determine my relationship. Simon goggled. She couldn't be talking about him. Could she? Do you see that man? Isabelle asked, pointing… — Shalini
Bre said there's only one real adventure in this world. Love. It's finding the one person who makes you want to be better than you… — Shalini
Nostalgia has a way of blocking the reality of the past. — Shalini
...You know the difference between a 'boy friend' and a 'boyfriend'. I roll my eyes with a smile. Yeah, yeah. Just a little space,... — Shalini
We're connected in someway or another. Do not let the world tell you any different, we're all stardust. We were all made from nothing, without… — Jeremy Limn
Men who think alike, think alike. Since thought within a group, is normal. But anything against the group would be suicide to your intelligence. Suicide… — Jeremy Limn
There is no coming to consciousness without pain. People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own Soul. — Carl Jung
When news comes out, it ought to be reported. There shouldn't be a moratorium based on legitimate news, just because it may or may not… — Mark E. Hyman
I'm definitely a centrist and feel like both parties can be absurd. — Brad Bird
The manufacture of desire isn't at the heart - if it isn't absurd to speak of a heart - of the media torrent. Chronic dissatisfaction… — Todd Gitlin
You love all your characters, even the ridiculous ones. You have to on some level; they're your weird creations in some kind of way. I… — Joel Coen
It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales. I am opposed to alcohol period. It doesn't do anybody any good in the… — John Hunter
I realized at one point that David and I had not made a record together in almost 26 years and I thought that that was… — Graham Nash
There's so much absurdity. Poverty is so absurd. — Frank McCourt
It's come to the point where you have people saying it's our Christian duty to embrace the homosexual movement. This is absurd. — Randall Terry

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