Absurd Quotes

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It is true, I deny the incomprehensible Trinity, and the fable regarding the fall of man, which is absurd in our day. It is true,… — Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
You're obliged to pretend respect for people and institutions you find absurd. You live attached in a cowardly fashion to moral and social conventions you… — Octave Mirbeau
I never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to take towards life. We are not sent into the world to… — Oscar Wilde
Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and bloody religion that has ever infected the world — Voltaire
My objection to Christianity is that it is infinitely cruel, infinitely selfish, and I might add infinitely absurd — Robert Green Ingersoll
Only this way the human life will escape its own burden, its own image, its own Destiny, the vanity, the deceit and the absurd, the… — Sorin Cerin
Then we will understand that infinity was somewhere in our breath and that our Destiny is nothing else that the echo of an Accidental Occurrence… — Sorin Cerin
Only then man will raise his eyes to the sun that caressed with its rays so many millennia of frustration and anguish, of absurd and… — Sorin Cerin
Only this way the human life will escape its own burden, its own image, its own Destiny, the vanity, the deceit and the absurd, the… — Sorin Cerin
How could such an absurd and unfair society that torments with self alienation the human being, already completely alienated be still saved? How could a… — Sorin Cerin
[on being attacked in a parking lot] While I was being pounded to pieces, I was just thinking, 'Hell...oh, this is just so absurd.' You… — Johnny Rotten
In the best farce to-day we start with some absurd premise as to character or situation, but if the premises be once granted we move… — George P. Baker
What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there… — Babloo
It's sad, so sad, it's a sad, sad situation And it's getting more and more absurd It's so sad so sad, why can't we talk… — Superman
While plans are fine, even necessary, to organize your day and get your various jobs and tasks completed, attachment to your plans is absurd. You… — Ritu Ghatourey
Love is tender, like the pot roast Im keeping warm in my shoes. — Mayma
When do not choose what we like it becomes absurd — Unknown Author
A 9-5 from age 22 til' 65 is absurd. Wake up and realise that we were made to LIVE not to survive. Only work until… — Tsepiso Makhubedu
If you're obsessed with life, truth is absurd. If you're obsessed with truth, life is absurd. — Anurag Prakash Ray
...and I quote...A nation's interactions towards other nations are reflected on how they create their movies...It may sound a little absurd, but then again, it… — Rizzi Vicci

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