Failure Quote by Casey Stengel

He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it.

— Casey Stengel

What's the use of askin' a man to execute if he can't execute?

— Casey Stengel

If anybody needs me, I'm in my room being embalmed.

— Casey Stengel

Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.

— Casey Stengel

Pardon me, Mr. Craig, but how are we going to defense Mr. McCovey... in the upper deck or the lower deck?

— Casey Stengel

Canzeroni is the only defensive catcher that can't catch.

— Casey Stengel

We've got to learn how to stay out of triple plays.

— Casey Stengel

Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to talk to.

— Casey Stengel

You can get into the greatest business in the world because you can manufacture money by yourself on the field.

— Casey Stengel

Because there'd be two languages I couldn't speak, French and English.

— Casey Stengel

There's nobody on my ball club that doesn't go from first to third on a base hit, or from second to home. Every time…

— Casey Stengel

If you ran a delicatessen store, you would want to be the best delicatessen store, wouldn't you? Well, that's how I feel about the…

— Casey Stengel