"It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and…" — Carol Leifer

"It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon."

— Carol Leifer

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28 Quotes by Carol Leifer

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Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning,…
All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.
As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection.
I always say to women, 'Take advantage of the fact that you're in the minority, don't see it as a…
I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.
I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.
I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it.
I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless.…
I think what I would say to my younger self, and probably to younger, just starting-out writers is that a…
I'm always a big fan of if you approach somebody politely about something and you're not a nudge - you're…
I'm not afraid of putting myself out there to someone and then them passing on it. At least you could…
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

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