Klingon Quotes

7 quotes by 7 authors

• It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. — Carol Leifer
• I just feel so flattered, because the cosplayers really make sure every detail is there. I don't think I've ever cosplayed a character before, but… — Karen Gillan
• A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe and gone, 'I speak Klingon - who… — Patton Oswalt
• The most watched programme on the BBC, after the news, is probably 'Doctor Who.' What has happened is that science fiction has been subsumed into… — Terry Pratchett
• Romulan or Vulcan?' the ushers asked each guest. Marion, who had been poised to say 'friends of the bride' had responded to the question with… — Sharyn McCrumb
• I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I… — William Shatner
• Pimps see the wings on the underground king. Who's also Klingon To infinity and beyond. Something really stinks, but I Sphinx like Leon, Or lion… — Lupe Fiasco

Who Wrote These Klingon Quotes

7 authors contributed a total of 7 Klingon Quotes as follows:

• 1 Klingon Quote by Carol Leifer
• 1 Klingon Quote by Karen Gillan
• 1 Klingon Quote by Patton Oswalt
• 1 Klingon Quote by Terry Pratchett
• 1 Klingon Quote by William Shatner
• 1 Klingon Quote by Lupe Fiasco
• 1 Klingon Quote by Sharyn McCrumb