Great saying by great authors Quote by Carl Sandburg

“What do you see out there?” I ask. “Pittsburgh,” he replies. Now I laugh. “No, young man. What you see is hell with the…

— Jerry Ash

Say 'Kenmore Square'," I insist. "Kenmaw Sqway-ah." "Say 'Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina.'" "Nothing could be finah than to be…

— Steve Kluger

“There are gators, thousands of them. " said Rashawn. " Then we better get out of here before we end up as a feast…

— Roland Smith

“There'll never be a perfect breakfast eaten until some man grows arms long enough to stretch down to New Orleans for his coffee &…

— O. Henry

“Omaha, Nebraska. Sac City, Iowa. Alexandria, Indiana. Darwin, Minnesota. Hollywood, California. Alliance, Nebraska.”

— John Green

“You fellows are amazing,' the sweaty cook roared over the stoves. 'Everything happens to you only. Each time you come here, you have a…

— Rohinton Mistry

“As they say: A baking man will grasp at a hangman. Whoever gets the job will be dragged into the heat, forced to wear…

— Taona Dumisani Chiveneko

“Before you can say 'come' and 'go,' And breathe twice and cry 'so, so,' Each one, tripping on his toe, Will be here with…

— William Shakespeare

“I could not believe how fast the night went. It wasn’t anywhere near dawn when the blaring sound of Reveille was piped throughout the…

— Captain Hank Bracker, "Seawater Two

“Send the pick to a lop state. Whale ace. Sneezers.”

— Clark Coolidge

“Smokers of the world unite! On t'count o' three, all light up, right? 1-2-3... You've all been cowed. I've changed the law and it's…

— Tony Harrison

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!

— Anonymous