Calia-read Quote by Calia Read

If being a douche was an Olympic sport, I know some people that would have a gold medal!

— Anonymous

“the high-level position he has at Douchebags & Douchenozzles”

— Helena Hunting

“The Olympics.  He knew well the allure of the Games having been there three times.  Wanting that gold medal was like a drug”

— Eleanor Webb

“I am the Olympics.”

— Dave Eggers

Ghetto Olympics: On your MARK…Get SET…TWERK!

— Anonymous

“The man can kiss like it's an Olympic event and he's going for the gold.”

— Sherryl Woods

“If there were an Olympics for kidding yourself, I’d take home the gold.”

— Huntley Fitzpatrick

“They don’t give Olympic medals out for talking a good game.”

— Steve Backley

There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics.

— Anonymous

“Who you are as a person far outweighs what you do in an athletic arena.”

— Chris Matakas

“It has been a wonderful experience to compete in the Olympic Games and to bring home a gold medal. But since I have been…

— Eric Liddell

“Our life is like a race and soon we are going to reach the ribbon…You should race so well that your race flashbacks every…

— Zainab Asif