British politics Quote by Cal Sarwar

“After the alarm clock, it is the turn of Mr Kellogg to shame us into action. 'Rise and Shine!' he exhorts us from the…

— Tom Hodgkinson

“Seed biscuits and milk! I hated Mrs. Mullet's seed biscuits the way Saint Paul hated sin. Perhaps even more so. I wanted to clamber…

— Alan Bradley

“It's not very much fun having to wear underwear, when you want to shart a big spray of diarrhea, during a President's Cabinet meeting,…

— Prick Cheney

Rolling blunts rolling doobies up, smoking sections. Groupies rush hold they boobies up, in my direction.

— Asap Rocky

I have a well-documented obsession with spoons.

— Chris Morocco

Next-door a baker's apprentice with his wife, an employee in a printing-shop, she has inflammation of the ovaries. Wonder what those two get out…

— Alfred Doblin

“You have been changing your underwear, haven’t you, Mr. Groen?” the fat lady from housekeeping would probably ask. What I’d like to reply is,…

— Hendrik Groen

That's the way I like my posh people, up front. I like the fact that Jack Whitehall will talk about being posh, or David…

— Frank Skinner

We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie.

— Kami Garcia

“A complete stranger--a giant pancake, no less--has just appeared in their home," Boyd said. "Why isn't anyone reacting to this? Wouldn't they be screaming…

— Janet Evanovich

“You hate cake doughnuts." "Of course," says Mirren. "But we didn't get the cake, we got glazed twists." "And Boston cream," says Gat. "And…

— E.lockhart

“And just remember, kids, three out of four demons all prefer barbecue sauce over hemoglobin." (Simi)”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon