Buffy the vampire slayer Quote by Buffy the Vampire Slayer writers

“I want to see a world where people are in chains and you can ride them like ponies.”

— Willow

“A human, werewolf, vampire, and a witch walk into a bar.”

— Alanna J. Faison

“The princess of perverted plants and the demented vampire have come to join us! How absolutely thrilling!”

— Nina Bangs

“You won’t be able to control your wolf!” “An advantage when breaking into a vampire mansion!”

— Franca Storm

“Everything looks the same out there. Hills, and bogs, and rocks. The ponies know the way, clever things, but a man…a man’s just a…

— Lauren Gilley

“The system is like a vampire where you must give it permission to enter through your obedience.”

— Bryant McGill

“I hoped he was right, but one thing I've learned about vampires-they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“Vampires moved with inhuman grace - the fae moved as if life were a dance, and only they knew the steps.”

— S.J. Himes

“There goes the world's wimpiest vampire.”

— Heather Swain

“If the local vampire favored willowy girls who would die if left outside in the slightest frost, well, loosen your belt and pass the…

— Seanan McGuire

“they lurk passively, like vampire sheep”

— Margaret Atwood

“There's only so much temptation a vampire can take.”

— Lindsay J. Pryor