Awakening Quote by Bryan Adams

After having supplied myself with provisions from Mr. Travis's, I scratched a hole under a pile of fence rails in a field, where I…

— Nat Turner

I've grown up around that sort of petty crime, getting into trouble and trying to get out of it. What's funny is my dad…

— Michelle Keegan

I was a target. There was a guy who took a paint roller extension pole and blasted me in the knee a few times.…

— Tim Donaghy

What I really felt like, though, was committing suicide. I felt like jumping out the window. I probably would've done it, too, if I'd…

— Anonymous

I got myself into trouble. I was drinking and partying a lot and it caught up with me.

— Jeff Bauman

Got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile. She said get out and spread your legs, and then she tried to cop a…

— Red Hot Chili Peppers

The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two weeks later,…

— Barry White

Meanwhile someone is shining my head to get it dry to attach my top-hat to my head with toupee tape. I get into microphone…

— Tituss Burgess

One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my…

— Mike Tyson

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two…

— Woody Allen

I was going to go to a midnight screening of 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure' in college, and it's the sort of thing where people dress…

— Paul Rust

I was put into jail as I was going to the shoemaker's to get a shoe which was mended. When I was let out…

— Lysander Spooner