Brian-katcher Quote by Brian Katcher

“he looked at me with such vehemence that I felt like a blip, a fart, in the course of his life.”

— Bret Easton Ellis

“Oh, it was delicious to have someone to keep secrets with...It was having someone look at you after your mother has nearly fretted herself…

— Kathryn Stockett

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“She tried discreetly to squint and instead came off looking as if she had discreetly farted.”

— Alessandra Torre

“old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart. “Just as I…

— Michael Buckley

“The girdle went from just under my breasts to the top of my knees. It cinched me in pretty tight. In fact, it was…

— Mollie Gross

“I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.”

— Gemma Halliday

“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.' 'Ninety percent of…

— Robyn Schneider

“Why was he smiling? Oh crap, I had drooled on him. Or maybe farted? Please, anything but a fart!”

— Katie Thayne

“He says that I'm as subtle as a fart at a funeral.”

— Martin Crosbie

“Your lies are like a silent fart. Can't see 'em, but I can smell 'em.”

— Eric Jerome Dickey