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““Why not?” she asks petulantly. “Give me one good reason we shouldn’t.” “Because trying to fuck you is like trying to French-kiss a very … small and … lively gerbil?” I tell her. “I don’t know.” “Yes?” she says. “And?” “With braces?” I finish, shrugging.””

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