Genitals Quote by Boondocks

“A new lover. Fresh knowledge and a virgin body to paw. Shopping together for wicker furniture in the mall. Visiting the lingerie store. Picking…

— Kenneth J. Harvey

“No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a vagina .”

— Karen Chance

“Have you ever had a date so bad, it makes you contemplate a lobotomy?”

— Steph Campbell

“You spent so much time being a hostess you forgot to be a woman. And now the time is right for making love, but…

— Jon Stewart

At the bar: Man: what to hear a story about my penis? oh nevermind its too long. Women: hmm I was going to tell…

— Jessica

Sorry the gynecologist will see more of my vagina this year than you will.

— Anonymous

“That took balls." "Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two.”

— Darynda Jones

“My God, is this a date?" Jeff had asked when I asked if I could bring her along. "I don't know," I said. "She…

— Jefferson Bass

“There’s an old joke about a man who buys a cookbook for his wife and a negligee for his mistress. Somehow, though, the two…

— Kylie Ladd

“Is that how you get propositioned at the court? 'Mylady, would you be so kind as to allow me to put my manhood in…

— Erica Dakin

“Wanted you to meet Murphy, the new guitarist. Very cute. Laughing, I respond: Stop trying to set me up! Jenna: Your vagina is going…

— Lex Martin

I'll tell you what I got: I got your wife's pussy on my breath.

— From The Movie TED