Well, I'm black now. So the first thing I did was quit all my jobs. I dunno how I'm supposed to pay the bills... Probably have to start selling crack. Or rapping. Or rapping about selling crack. -Uncle Ruckus — Boondocks Copy Share Image
Removing an evil nigger spirit from a negro is as hard as removing stink from a hunk of shit. We must use the tools that white God gave us to fight the nigger. Avoid conversation with the nigger. The nigger… — Boondocks Copy Share Image
I've seen what's around the corner. I've seen what's over the horizon and I promise ya, you niggas have nothin to celebrate. And no… — Boondocks Copy Share Image
My little girls selling out for the first time I am so proud. -Tom Dubois — Boondocks Copy Share Image
Nyuggah! You better have insurance! Ass whoopin insurance! And you about to pay a deductable! -Stinkmeaner — Boondocks Copy Share Image
Well, uh, heh, heh, I guess I just hate to see a child go unbeaten. -Granddad — Boondocks Copy Share Image
You're all...testicles, and no shaft! What happened to your shaft Robert? -Stinkmeaner — Boondocks Copy Share Image
Well, I got somethin' here to give you, that's very near and dear to me, ya pimp. These nuts, nigga! Gotcha, nigga! From beyond… — Boondocks Copy Share Image
Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch. And guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord. So that she might learn… — Boondocks Copy Share Image
No, it's "A Pimp Named Slickback." Like A Tribe Called Quest; you say the whole thing: "A Pimp Named Slickback"! -A Pimp Named Slickback — Boondocks Copy Share Image
Well, I'm black now. So the first thing I did was quit all my jobs. I dunno how I'm supposed to pay the bills...… — Boondocks Copy Share Image
