Corny Quote by Bob Ong

“Ang liit at laki ay nasa isip lang. Bakit kami nina Bubuyog at Gagamba, may naipundar din kami kahit papano. Nasa pagsisikap lang 'yan…

— Bob Ong

“Mahihirapan kang maghanap ngayon ng soap opera na walang elemento ng love triangle.”

— Bob Ong

“MARAMI ANG MAY AYAW SA PILIPINAS, PERO WALANG NAGTATANONG KUNG GUSTO SILA NG PILIPINAS”

— Bob Ong

“Not all the things you understand are the truth, and not all the things you don't understand are lies.”

— Bob Ong

“Minsan pala kailangan rin ng lakas para sabihing mahina ka...”

— Bob Ong

I realized that while you are growing up, you fall down a lot of times. You either stand up again or not, life goes…

— Bob Ong

“Mag-inuman tayo tulad sa patalastas sa TV: konting kahig, kontig lagok.”

— Bob Ong

“Pero hindi lahat ng inaakala mong korni, e korni. Minsan ikaw lang din talaga ang walang sense of humor at may deperensya, siguro dahil…

— Bob Ong

Mahirap pa rin mag assume. dahil minsan may mga bagay talaga na kala mo dapat mas matimbang ka pero hindi pala.

— Bob Ong

“Ang comedy natin, puro slapstick. Ang horror natin, puro visual. I'm sensing a pattern here”

— Bob Ong

BEST FRIENDS can see the difference between your fake smile and the real one.

— Bob Ong

“Parang "Time's Up!" ang reunion,"pass your papers finished or not!" Oras na para husgahan kung naging sino ka...o kung naging magkano ka. Sino ang…

— Bob Ong