"Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit." — Billy Madison

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• You know how you just don't like guys on the other team sometimes? It's funny because growing up I loved… — Andy Pettitte
• Bismarck's genius, as well as his great flaw, was the same as that of another outstanding nineteenth-century politician of the… — Robert D. Kaplan
• The report of my illness grew out of his (James Clemens) illness. The report of my death was an exaggeration. — Mark Twain
• I never wanted to marry Roger Clemens. I wanted him to do right by his family. — Mindy McCready
• Roger Clemens is one of the most wonderful men I've ever known. I loved him very much... still love him… — Mindy McCready
• Yes, I have known Roger Clemens for a long time. — Mindy McCready
• I've mis-signed many a book Rollins or Clemens. My readers quickly become aware. Booksellers will often promote me under both… — James Rollins
• If McNamee is lying, then he has acted inexcusably, and he has made Clemens an innocent victim. If Clemens isn't… — Jim Lehrer
• Make no mistake: When I told Senator Mitchell that I injected Roger Clemens with performance-enhancing drugs, I told the truth. — Jim Lehrer
• Let me be clear: Despite Roger Clemens' statements to the contrary, I never injected Roger Clemens, or anyone else, with… — Jim Lehrer
• I'm from Mt. Clemens, Michigan. It's right outside Detroit. The suburbs. I was always very heavily involved in theater back… — Paul Feig
• America's Facebook generation shows a submission to standardization that I haven't seen before. The American adventure has always been about… — Jaron Lanier

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