Billy Madison Quotes

32 quotes in 239 categories

• I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
• Odoyle rules! Odoyle, I got a feeling your whole families going down, but now I got to study.
• It's too damn hot for a penguin just to be walking around!
• Peeing your pants is the coolest.
• No, I will not make out with you!
• It's nudie magazine day!
• I disagree. Mortal Kombat is a very good game, but Donkey Kong is better.
• You wanna know something? You suck!
• I swear to God I'm sick! I can't go to school.
• Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight,…
• He's gonna shit when he realizes it's shit.
• He called the shit poop!
• Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!
• That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go!
• Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I make the hair silky and smooth!
• A simple no would've done just fine.
• WHERE'S MY SNACK PACK?!?!
• Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don't like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits…
• Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit.
• You know something? You SUCK!

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