"No, there is no dead body in the……" — Billy Crystal

"No, there is no dead body in the middle of the road. You didn't hit anyone."

— Billy Crystal

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56 Quotes by Billy Crystal

Billy Crystal has 56 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for…
It's money. I remember it from when I was single
You give up your dream, you give up.
If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do…
When comedy is good, it's jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit…
My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with…
Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a…
Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of…
The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.

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More Anyone Quotes

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You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
Suffering becomes beautiful when anyone bears great calamities with cheerfulness, not through insensibility but through greatness of mind. — Aristotle
We had hundreds of thousands of people all dedicated to doing the perfect job, and I think they did about… — Neil Armstrong
Yeah, I wasn't chosen to be first. I was just chosen to command that flight. Circumstance put me in that… — Neil Armstrong
I always think that if you look at anyone in detail, you will have empathy for them because you recognize… — Andrea Arnold
We like to engage in a normal publishing effort, which is to act in a responsible manner and make sure… — Julian Assange
I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. — Francis of Assisi
Because a thing seems difficult for you, do not think it impossible for anyone to accomplish. — Marcus Aurelius
Living with anyone for many years takes skill. To keep peace in the household, couples learn to adapt to one… — Diane Ackerman
Anyone who truly loves God travels securely. — Teresa of Avila
Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else… — Richard Bach
Knowing when to leave may be the smartest thing anyone can learn. — Burt Bacharach

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