Any Quote by Bill Callahan

When you sit in a chair, you are not actually sitting there, but levitating above it at a height of one angstrom (a hundred…

— Bill Bryson

No two electrons in the same state? That is why atoms are so unnecessarily big, and why metal and stone are so bulky.

— Paul Ehrenfest

Everything feels different on Christmas morning because there's nobody about. And if they are, then they're on a new bike.

— Sarah Millican

Christmas is just an ordinary Celebration with an Extra Ordinary Love...that what makes it different…

— Cherry Diaz

That feeling you get on Christmas Eve.

— Anonymous

It may be a cliche, but it's true - the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself.

— Julie Burchill

To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year.

— E. B. White

I am somewhat exhausted; I wonder how a battery feels when it pours electricity into a non-conductor?

— Arthur Conan Doyle

The beauty of Christmas lies not just in the date, but in the feeling it gives.

— Terry Mark

I love the fact that everybody slightly changes during the holidays. Most people are a little bit brighter and have a little bit more…

— Jordin Sparks

When you are playing with someone who really has something to say, even though they may be otherwise quite different in style, there’s one…

— John Coltrane

I'm a physicist, and we have something called Moore's Law, which says computer power doubles every 18 months. So every Christmas, we more or…

— Michio Kaku