Quote by Bart King

“They [dolphins] are my least favorite member of the animal kingdom. Everyone seems to think dolphins are cute and "intelligent," but they're best described…

— Chuck Klosterman

“Don't be stupid and awkward," the dolphin says. "You want to walk together or not?" "You are a stupid piece of shit. Go away…

— tao lin

When I see a dolphin, I know it's just as smart as I am.

— Anonymous

“Sometimes i think you were a dolphin in a previous life,”

— Ben M. Baglio

“Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, "Quit eating us," and sharks are like, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons.”

— Dan Florence

“The problem is not that dolphins are dumber than we thought, but that our anthropomorphism inevitably makes it hard to understand an intelligence other…

— Carl Zimmer

“Dolphins love each other so romantically, so playfully, so completely, that it is obvious that they are sent by God to teach us by…

— Louis de Bernières

“Good thing dolphins do not have hands or you would all be extinct by now. Roen”

— Wesley Chu

“13. DOLPHINS   These playful and friendly creatures are said to be next to humans for being the smartest animals on earth.   Dolphins…

— Selena Dale

“I'm sure there‟s a dolphin somewhere in the middle of the pacific doing something beautiful and captivating while a little girl in a cruise…

— ValentineMabuza

“They could draw many parallels between dolphins and Xenomorphs.”

— Tim Lebbon