Affection Quote by Barry Ritholtz

If no one shopped on Thanksgiving Day, the stores wouldn't open. End of story. I say we all take the pledge and stay home.…

— Regina Brett

Holiday binge-buying has deep roots in American culture: department stores have been associating turkey gluttony with its spending equivalent since they began sponsoring Thanksgiving…

— Adam Davidson

“Finally, in the midst of the Civil War, Abraham Lincoln proclaimed the last Thursday of November 1863 as Thanksgiving: a day to solemnly acknowledge…

— Tony Horwitz

The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but COVID derailed Thanksgiving... for everybody.

— Steve Doocy

When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends…

— Lewis Black

Thanksgiving comes but once a year, But when it comes it brings good cheer. For in my storehouse on this day, Are piles of…

— Azgraybebly Joslan

I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the 'history' I was told in second grade. But considering that (when it…

— Ellen Orleans

Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones.

— Anonymous

“Daddy always pointed out, it should come as no surprises to anyone that merchants want to move their wares-it's sorta what they do, after…

— Jill Conner Browne

Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and you don't…

— Lewis Black

Thanksgiving comes after Christmas.

— Peter Kreeft

Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel…

— George Bernard Shaw