Bad news Quote by Barbara Elsborg

“He sat on a kitchen chair and lifted her onto his lap so her legs straddled his, and then he slipped his hands under her skirt and cupped her backside to drag her closer. Oh f**k . Good news and bad news. The good news was no underwear. The bad news was no underwear.” quote by Barbara Elsborg — Download Open image

““He sat on a kitchen chair and lifted her onto his lap so her legs straddled his, and then he slipped his hands under her skirt and cupped her backside to drag her closer. Oh f**k . Good news and bad news. The good news was no underwear. The bad news was no underwear.””

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