American Quote by B.J. Ward

“THE ALLIGATOR IS AN ANACHRONISM THAT CAN EAT YOU!”

— Karen Russell

“A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find…

— Will Cuppy

“You thought you could take me, you dumbfuck piece of shit?” Burton spat into Timmy’s ear. “You thought you were tougher than me? I…

— James S.A. Corey

“Alligators have beautiful undulating skin, which feels dense, spongy, solid, like the best eraser.”

— Diane Ackerman

“Okay, Dumb Diary, school has taught me a few things over the years. Once, it taught me the difference between alligators and crocodiles. (Even…

— Jim Benton

“Power and money Like Pooh Bear and honey Stick fast.”

— David Mitchell

“I was beginning to think I had let 'my alligator mouth overload my jaybird ass.”

— Hal Needham

“You like gator?" "Never touch the stuff. I don't eat anything that could eat me. It screws with the food chain".”

— Stephen Randel

“I feel like a donkey, with a stick in my mouth and a carrot up my ass.”

— Anton Chekhov

“The only thing worse than living inside an alligator had to be living inside a decrepit one.”

— Robert Dunbar

“Next time, we’ll stop someplace and bleed on a stick so I can get my mouth around that for real. I have never wanted…

— Rhys Ford

“Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about getting hurt,…

— Gini Koch