Humor Quote by Avery Aster

“Rub her feet!”

— Robert A. Heinlein

“My, my, what is the world coming to that women should have feet? Even large ones”

— Rachel Heffington

“She could be barefoot for the rest of our lives and I'd love her disgustingly filthy feet with every bit of strength I had.”

— Kelly Rimmer

“I'm just a girl trying to learn where to put my feet ... and where not to.”

— J.Z. Colby

“I’d understand if at your front door you want me to take off my shoes, but I wouldn’t understand if you asked me to…

— Jarod Kintz

“There are so many men, all endlessly attempting to sweep me off my feet. And there is one of you, trying just the opposite.…

— Patrick Rothfuss

“Show me a woman with both feet planted firmly on the ground - and I'll show you a girl who can't get her knickers…

— Kathy Lette

“Don’t step on my toes. Especially if I’m walking on my hands.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I can just find my wife’s foot under the covers, I know everything will be OK. Then I can put that foot where…

— Jarod Kintz

“I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to…

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“Because you're the first woman I've brought into my home and all I can think about is getting your beautiful body naked and fucking…

— Kristen Proby

“Well, don’t let your thighs rub too close together, because you look like you’re about to have a walking orgasm”

— Christine Zolendz