When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means. — Zach Galifianakis Abbreviations Copy Share Image
You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean. — Zach Galifianakis Child Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?' — Zach Galifianakis Death Copy Share Image
Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven? — Zach Galifianakis Funny Copy Share Image
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted? — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out… — Zach Galifianakis Bible Copy Share Image
I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry… — Zach Galifianakis Couches Copy Share Image
Hollywood's built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it,… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies… — Zach Galifianakis Comedies Copy Share Image
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that.… — Zach Galifianakis Comic Copy Share Image
A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the… — Zach Galifianakis Audience Copy Share Image
I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always… — Zach Galifianakis Angry Copy Share Image
Wherever there's something that people don't feel comfortable talking about, that's where the good jokes are...A bad comic follows his audience, catering… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
My brother was torturous, I guess, but in a funny way. He used to say to me, 'I'm giving you a gag… — Zach Galifianakis Brother Copy Share Image
I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant.… — Zach Galifianakis Brother Copy Share Image
When I first got to L.A., I had a pretty good setup. I convinced a mechanic to let me live in an… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood… — Zach Galifianakis Actors Copy Share Image
You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey.… — Zach Galifianakis Acting Copy Share Image
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship' — Zach Galifianakis Funny Copy Share Image
I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy. — Zach Galifianakis Candy Copy Share Image
You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group. — Zach Galifianakis Focus Copy Share Image
Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions. — Zach Galifianakis Failure Copy Share Image
I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it. — Zach Galifianakis Anxiety Copy Share Image
American society loves to prop people up and then take them down. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison. — Zach Galifianakis Being popular Copy Share Image
I dream of starting a three-man country trio called the Chixie Dicks. — Zach Galifianakis Comedy Copy Share Image
I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles. — Zach Galifianakis Blogs Copy Share Image
