Best Yakov Smirnoff Quotes
- We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales. Fairy
- The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. All
- The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. Ad
- After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore. Anymore
- Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. Chemical
- Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds. Each
- I was not only typecast as a Russian, but I was typecast as Yakov Smirnoff. This is understandable, and I was very happy to get… Happy
- To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper. Agent
- People in Tulsa are totally friendly; the crowds are very nice. Crowds
- When you like something, you find time to do it. Find
- I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world. Contrasted
- Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Best
- We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts. Both