"To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a…" — Yakov Smirnoff

"To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper."

— Yakov Smirnoff

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38 Quotes by Yakov Smirnoff

Yakov Smirnoff has 38 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia,…
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find you!
Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.
I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes…
Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but…
We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system…
Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.

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