We have no Common Vipers in the United States, but we have worse. — Will Cuppy America Copy Share Image
Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes. — Will Cuppy People Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, this world is full of people who are ready to think the worst when they see a man sneaking out of… — Will Cuppy Middle of the night Copy Share Image
Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned. — Will Cuppy Biologist Copy Share Image
The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to meet a swarm of Bees on the road. What they considered bad luck I… — Will Cuppy Ancient Copy Share Image
Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The head of a Pike, served at supper, is said to have caused the death from terror of Theodoric the Goth, who… — Will Cuppy Death Copy Share Image
During his fifteen years in Italy, Hannibal never had enough elephants to suit him. Most of the original group succumbed to the… — Will Cuppy Animal Copy Share Image
[Footnote:] The Dotterel weighs only four ounces. It has long been a scientific riddle how so much wrong-headedness can manage to exist… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The Zebra is striped all over so that the Lion can see him and eat him. Some people say he is striped… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Galvani was mistaken about the amount of electricity in frogs, but he had some good ideas, too, for the galvanometer is named… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
[Footnote:] The female of any species is generally regarded as a relatively anabolic organism, more passive than the male, who is relatively… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Even as a child back in Indiana, whenever I took a Butterbelly off the hook I used to ask myself, "Does this… — Will Cuppy Age Copy Share Image
[Footnote:] To give the Beaver his due, he does things because he has to do them, not because he believes that hard… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The male is colored much more gorgeously than the female so that he can be shot and made into feather embroidery. — Will Cuppy Embroidery Copy Share Image
“Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.” — Will Cuppy Animals Copy Share Image
Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
It is because of his brain that [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above. — Will Cuppy Animal Copy Share Image
“Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.” — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“The average sparrow is something of a bore and the trouble is that all sparrows are average.” — Will Cuppy Bird Copy Share Image
I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in… — Will Cuppy Age Copy Share Image
Pliny the Elder perished in 79 A.D. when he refused to flee from the great eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, insisting that everything… — Will Cuppy Elders Copy Share Image
All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did. — Will Cuppy Freedom Copy Share Image
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people. — Will Cuppy Lion Copy Share Image
Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air. — Will Cuppy Age Copy Share Image
“A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“The pre-frontal region of the Peking man resembles that found in some parts of the Middle West.” — Will Cuppy Humor Copy Share Image
The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage. — Will Cuppy Bird Copy Share Image
The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes… — Will Cuppy Birds Copy Share Image
![“[Footnote:] The Dotterel weighs only four ounces. It has long been a scientific riddle how so much wrong-headedness can manage to exist in so small a space. Still, there's the Least Gnatcatcher.” quote by Will Cuppy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2b/will-cuppy-7569_footnotes_footnote-the-dotterel-weighs-only-four-o_1659591.jpg)
![“[Footnote:] The female of any species is generally regarded as a relatively anabolic organism, more passive than the male, who is relatively katabolic and active. The fact remains that one frequently runs across a rather katabolic female.” quote by Will Cuppy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b43/will-cuppy-7569_active_footnote-the-female-of-any-species-is-ge_381362.jpg)
![“[Footnote:] To give the Beaver his due, he does things because he has to do them, not because he believes that hard work per se will somehow make him a better Beaver -- the Beaver may be dumb, but he is not that dumb! The Beaver was made to gnaw, and gnaw he does. There you have him in a nutshell.” quote by Will Cuppy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/698/will-cuppy-7569_beavers_footnote-to-give-the-beaver-his-due-he-d_941758.jpg)
![“It is because of his brain that [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above.” quote by Will Cuppy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/76a/will-cuppy-7569_animal_it-is-because-of-his-brain-that-modern-m_394660.jpg)
![“They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did.” quote by Will Cuppy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebf/will-cuppy-7569_freedom_they-the-pilgrims-believed-in-freedom-of_3109556.jpg)
