Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell. — Will Cuppy Anger Copy Share Image
“Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May.” — Will Cuppy Fish Copy Share Image
It is because of his brain that [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above. — Will Cuppy Animal Copy Share Image
The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up… — Will Cuppy Dictionary Copy Share Image
A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“He had also learned that there is no use murdering people; there are always so many left, and if you tried to… — Will Cuppy Murder Copy Share Image
Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“It is really surprising what may be done in the home with a small can of paint, if you aren't careful.” — Will Cuppy Artist Copy Share Image
“The Pike is the meanest and most vicious of fresh-water fishes. This is caused by heredity and environment, or unfortunate social conditions… — Will Cuppy Fish Copy Share Image
“All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.” — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“Would it not be downright cruel to keep him in semi-captivity in a town or city, where the opportunities for wreaking havoc… — Will Cuppy Men Copy Share Image
If you annoy the Hog-nosed Snake enough, he will roll over on his back and play dead. If you turn him right-side… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Most people, it seems, think that Robinson Crusoe when he landed on his Island had nothing to keep him from starvation or… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay… — Will Cuppy Animals Copy Share Image
I borrow to pay my honest debts and not to squander foolishly. What's more, I confine my borrowing to those who can… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The head of a Pike, served at supper, is said to have caused the death from terror of Theodoric the Goth, who… — Will Cuppy Death Copy Share Image
The Earthworm plows the whole world with his tunnels, drains and aerates the earth… If you ever buy any land, be sure… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes… — Will Cuppy Birds Copy Share Image
The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage. — Will Cuppy Bird Copy Share Image
“The pre-frontal region of the Peking man resembles that found in some parts of the Middle West.” — Will Cuppy Humor Copy Share Image
The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air. — Will Cuppy Age Copy Share Image
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people. — Will Cuppy Lion Copy Share Image
“A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did. — Will Cuppy Freedom Copy Share Image
I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes. — Will Cuppy People Copy Share Image
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens… — Will Cuppy Animal Copy Share Image
Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it… — Will Cuppy Animal Copy Share Image
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it… — Will Cuppy Cat Copy Share Image
It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
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