“All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people.” — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“The Pike is the meanest and most vicious of fresh-water fishes. This is caused by heredity and environment, or unfortunate social conditions… — Will Cuppy Fish Copy Share Image
Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“He had also learned that there is no use murdering people; there are always so many left, and if you tried to… — Will Cuppy Murder Copy Share Image
“It is really surprising what may be done in the home with a small can of paint, if you aren't careful.” — Will Cuppy Artist Copy Share Image
The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up… — Will Cuppy Dictionary Copy Share Image
A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras. — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
If you annoy the Hog-nosed Snake enough, he will roll over on his back and play dead. If you turn him right-side… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“Would it not be downright cruel to keep him in semi-captivity in a town or city, where the opportunities for wreaking havoc… — Will Cuppy Men Copy Share Image
Aristotle maintains that the neck of the Lion is composed of a single bone. Aristotle knew nothing at all about Lions, a… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image