[Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17. — Will Cuppy Current events Copy Share Image
If you annoy the Hog-nosed Snake enough, he will roll over on his back and play dead. If you turn him right-side… — Will Cuppy Annoying Copy Share Image
An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't? — Will Cuppy Ants Copy Share Image
Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much. — Will Cuppy Adorable Copy Share Image
“There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.” — Will Cuppy Animals Copy Share Image
All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people. — Will Cuppy Creatures Copy Share Image
The head of a Pike, served at supper, is said to have caused the death from terror of Theodoric the Goth, who… — Will Cuppy Death Copy Share Image
Aristotle maintains that the neck of the Lion is composed of a single bone. Aristotle knew nothing at all about Lions, a… — Will Cuppy Bones Copy Share Image
Borrowing has a bad name, but you would be surprised how it helps in a pinch. — Will Cuppy Borrowing Copy Share Image
I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to… — Will Cuppy Help me Copy Share Image
They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did. — Will Cuppy Freedom Copy Share Image
If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it… — Will Cuppy Animal Copy Share Image
Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good. — Will Cuppy Chaste Copy Share Image
Most people, it seems, think that Robinson Crusoe when he landed on his Island had nothing to keep him from starvation or… — Will Cuppy Avenues Copy Share Image
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