I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to… — Will Cuppy Answers Copy Share Image
Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good. — Will Cuppy Aristotle Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, this world is full of people who are ready to think the worst when they see a man sneaking out of… — Will Cuppy Middle of the night Copy Share Image
Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned. — Will Cuppy Biologist Copy Share Image
The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to meet a swarm of Bees on the road. What they considered bad luck I… — Will Cuppy Ancient Copy Share Image
The male is colored much more gorgeously than the female so that he can be shot and made into feather embroidery. — Will Cuppy Embroidery Copy Share Image
Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye. — Will Cuppy Eye Copy Share Image
The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute… — Will Cuppy Behave Copy Share Image
The Earthworm plows the whole world with his tunnels, drains and aerates the earth… If you ever buy any land, be sure… — Will Cuppy Down and Copy Share Image
The head of a Pike, served at supper, is said to have caused the death from terror of Theodoric the Goth, who… — Will Cuppy Death Copy Share Image