Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something. — Will Cuppy Home Copy Share Image
As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just like Darwin?… — Will Cuppy Amorous Copy Share Image
Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man… — Will Cuppy Animal Copy Share Image
The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be. — Will Cuppy Animal Copy Share Image
“Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay… — Will Cuppy Animals Copy Share Image
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people. — Will Cuppy People Copy Share Image
If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it… — Will Cuppy Cat Copy Share Image
“You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people.” — Will Cuppy Humor Copy Share Image
I hear so many things about who I am supposed to be I hardly know what to believe. I am willing to… — Will Cuppy Believe Copy Share Image
A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself. — Will Cuppy Alienation Copy Share Image
The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up… — Will Cuppy Dictionary Copy Share Image
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. — Will Cuppy He Copy Share Image
The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage. — Will Cuppy Bird Copy Share Image
My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped. — Will Cuppy Four Copy Share Image
Galvani was mistaken about the amount of electricity in frogs, but he had some good ideas, too, for the galvanometer is named… — Will Cuppy Amount Copy Share Image
“He had also learned that there is no use murdering people; there are always so many left, and if you tried to… — Will Cuppy Murder Copy Share Image
The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to meet a swarm of Bees on the road. What they considered bad luck I… — Will Cuppy Ancient Copy Share Image
A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras. — Will Cuppy Clear Copy Share Image
The moral of the story of the Pilgrims is that if you work hard all your life and behave yourself every minute… — Will Cuppy Behave Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, this world is full of people who are ready to think the worst when they see a man sneaking out of… — Will Cuppy Middle of the night Copy Share Image
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was… — Will Cuppy Becoming Copy Share Image
I borrow to pay my honest debts and not to squander foolishly. What's more, I confine my borrowing to those who can… — Will Cuppy Borrowing Copy Share Image
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