“other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer.” — Various Copy Share Image
“card, and asked if "WASH." was in. He eyed me strangely. (Most people when they first” — Various Copy Share Image
“to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough” — Various Copy Share Image
“Why if every practising polygamist went home from the Congress there would not be a quorum left to do business.” — Various Business Copy Share Image
“Teacher: Tell me a way to prevent a disease caused by biting insects. Student: Don't get bitten by them!” — Various Copy Share Image
“The first thing that ye swear to is, That with your whole hearts ye agree and resolve, all the days of your… — Various Adhere Copy Share Image
“quite as heavily upon his noble steed. His friends and the above-mentioned fraternity chuckled and winked behind his back, but although Mr.… — Various Copy Share Image
“No Christian should ever dare to seek relief from the claims of Christ; it is his honour to acknowledge and live and… — Various Christian Copy Share Image
“Wife: "Wake up, honey. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they're eating the food I made last night." Husband:… — Various Husband Copy Share Image
“Marriage is lawful, merchandise is lawful, husbandry is lawful, but never one of these is lawful when they hinder thee from the… — Various Copy Share Image
“Pope, who took breakfast with me, His Holiness said he had accepted JAMES GORDON BENNETT'S invitation to come to Washington Heights” — Various Copy Share Image
“sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman,” — Various Copy Share Image
“Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he… — Various Descartes Copy Share Image
Ezal: Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck… — Various Comedy Copy Share Image
“God’s Righteous Judgment 1You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge the… — Various Copy Share Image
“drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No,… — Various Copy Share Image
“I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you; I will take the heart of stone out… — Various Heart of stone Copy Share Image
“education of children is not synonymous with herdlike drilling and training. If education should really mean anything at all, it must insist… — Various Children Copy Share Image
“interfere with others of less importance, and therefore Mr. P. will not deny that, after having exhibited to his friends and the… — Various Betting Copy Share Image
“There is not the slightest hope that the authorities who, for a number of years, have permitted the violation of the law,… — Various Crime Copy Share Image
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