“I was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed." Did you have a big role? No just toast and marmalade! ***” — Various Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦” — Various Copy Share Image
“Why are there so many people with the last name 'Jones' in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.” — Various Phones Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her and her parents.” — Various Parenting Copy Share Image
“hung on the rack, besides numerous other small portable articles of vertu that” — Various Rack Copy Share Image
“Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!” — Various Bartender Copy Share Image
“The Covenanters themselves bound their posterity to God by express words in their bonds.” — Various Copy Share Image
“and possibly a more sure foundation this day will be laid for ruining popery and prelacy, the chief of them, than yet… — Various Religion Copy Share Image
“His arms are tatted up, half sleeves to his elbows. His eyebrow is missing a ring they must’ve confiscated. Dark blue eyes… — Various Copy Share Image
“Ay, moreover, still the older that the children of God grow in years, and the weaker in the world, they grow younger… — Various Children Copy Share Image
“Do not disturb yourself with vain curiosity concerning the affairs of others, nor how they conduct themselves, unless your position makes it… — Various Copy Share Image
“even made neurotics of their cat and dog with her explosive temper. As the casket was lowered into the grave, a violent… — Various Cat and dog Copy Share Image
“If you have never had two blessings running opposition at your table, in the presence of invited guests, you can never imagine… — Various Copy Share Image
“You propose to give up everything to God; be sure, then, to include yourself among the things to be given up.—ST. BENEDICT.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Wealth protects and animates art and literature, as the dew enlivens the fields." Nonsense! Wealth animates art and literature, as the whistle… — Various Art Copy Share Image
“beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes." ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't… — Various Bartender Copy Share Image
“And verily there is one spring and cause of the decay of religion in our day, which we cannot but touch upon,… — Various Bible Copy Share Image
“Music touches our hearts and moves our souls. Music has moods. Music can make us happy, relaxed or exhilarated. Music is sounds… — Various Inspirational Copy Share Image
“logically speaking, you have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you… — Various Family Copy Share Image
“Had the Pope at Rome the knowledge of what is doing this day in England, and were this covenant written on the… — Various Copy Share Image
“The distance between God and the creature is so great, that although reasonable creatures do owe obedience to him as their creator,… — Various Covenant Copy Share Image
“One bright October morning in the year 1828, a lone lorn woman by the name of GUMMIDGE might have been seen standing… — Various Books Copy Share Image
“I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I… — Various Copy Share Image
