“There was only one blonde in the room, and she didn’t even have a tan.” — Francine Pascal Copy Share Image
It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber. — Anita Loos Copy Share Image
I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun. — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
I love Latin women, yet for some reason I always wind up with blondes. — Chris Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
I don't think it's true that blondes have more fun... Trust me, it is not true! — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
“Three blondes with the same goddamn name but different spellings, she thought, and not a whole brain between them. I feel like… — Elliott Kay Copy Share Image
What a fool I was to come to Hollywood where they only understand platinum blondes and where legs are more important than… — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.” — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives) — Rod Stewart Copy Share Image
Somebody should talk to Dan Quayle and tell him natural blondes don't have dark grey stripes on the sides. — Harvey Fierstein Copy Share Image
Blondness is a core Trump-family value: Both Donald Jr. and Eric got the memo and married blondes. — Nell Scovell Copy Share Image
There's no war going on between blondes and brunettes...It's between girls who can eat cinnamon rolls without gaining weight and me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree. — Anna Kournikova Copy Share Image
I just think that people take me a little more seriously as a brunette. I don't know if that's just because of… — Kate Bosworth Copy Share Image
“She [Nana] listened to his [Steiner's] propositions, turning them down every time with a shake of the head and that provocative laughter… — Émile Zola Copy Share Image
I was the one small brunete among tall blondes. You only get one body, might as well love it. Nothing is the… — Lucy Hale Copy Share Image
“Who were these people, all of them young couples, a few fabulous ones, tall thin-haired blondes with toned men in perfectly pressed… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“How's your grandpa?" "Still worried that your blackness will infect me." "That's the plan. First you, then all the other blondes, and… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
I understood something way back when I was on 'Three's Company.' When I got the part, I was flat broke. I was… — Suzanne Somers Copy Share Image
“There are blondes and blondes and it is almost a joke word nowadays. All blondes have their points, except perhaps the metallic… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“Seriously? Did he think that line was going to work? She headed to the other end of the bar to tend to… — Lauren Blakely Copy Share Image
So...have you ever thought about dyeing your hair punk-rocker-chick black? As I'm sure you've heard, I have a thing for brunettes and… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
William O. Douglas married not one, not two, not three, but four hot blondes. He was not faithful to any of them,… — Noah Feldman Copy Share Image
I do a great deal of research - particularly in the apartments of tall blondes. — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
I'd love to do 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes' again - especially on Broadway. — Megan Hilty Copy Share Image