How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to… — Tom Duff Forget Copy Share Image
Nobody really knows what the Bourne shell's grammar is. Even examination of the source code is little help. — Tom Duff Bourne Copy Share Image
Shared libraries are the work of the devil, the one true sign that the apocalypse is at hand. — Tom Duff Apocalypse Copy Share Image
The first step in fixing a broken program is getting it to fail repeatably [on the simplest example possible]. — Tom Duff Broken Copy Share Image
Don't use hands to do things that can be efficiently done by the computer. — Tom Duff Computer Copy Share Image
