Tiffany Haddish

Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't become Mr. Universe because he went to the gym every now and then. He did it on a regular…

— Tiffany Haddish

Any comedic roles that I've gone out for usually end up going to a white woman or a gay man instead.

— Tiffany Haddish

I do have esteem issues when it comes to reading and writing. I always feel kind of self-conscious about letting people read…

— Tiffany Haddish

As far as ever wanting to give up, there have been a few times where I thought, 'Man, am I even good…

— Tiffany Haddish

I wanna meet Meryl Streep, so she can be my mama. I want Meryl Streep to be my mom in a movie.

— Tiffany Haddish

When I go to auditions, I try to always make sure I go in prepared. I always think to myself, 'I'm here…

— Tiffany Haddish

I danced for, like, 11 years at bar mitzvahs and executive parties. I'm a professional energy producer. I produce energy, baby.

— Tiffany Haddish

“So I ended up getting out of pimping, because I didn’t make much money. It’s just not a lucrative business, selling dick.…

— Tiffany Haddish

“You kill them with your success. Then they’ll have to kiss your motherfucking feet.”

— Tiffany Haddish

I feel like a foster kid that's been in the system for a long time, and then at 16, somebody adopted them…

— Tiffany Haddish

There've been times I felt like, 'I don't know if I want to do this.' That maybe I should go back to…

— Tiffany Haddish

“It’s easy to game school, once you realize that the rules are bullshit and you can get around them.”

— Tiffany Haddish

“He’s ashamed of himself, because he left you when you were three, did nothing for you, and you ended up being very…

— Tiffany Haddish

“Foster Mom: “Hm, hm, you’d be surprised, these little kids be out here fucking. ’Cause you know the last one you had…

— Tiffany Haddish

Everybody the same: We all got problems. We all want to be loved. We all wanna be happy.

— Tiffany Haddish

In stand-up, you do need to be having fun up there, like Richard Pryor said, but you have to know yourself well,…

— Tiffany Haddish

I've always been outwardly personal. I've always been that chick. A lot of my friends be like, 'TMI, Tiffany, TMI.' I just…

— Tiffany Haddish

I learned from Roger Rabbit that if you make people laugh, they'll do anything for you - which is almost true.

— Tiffany Haddish

When I was young, people used to be like, 'You look just like Halle Berry - out of Losing Isaiah.' I don't…

— Tiffany Haddish

I always feel like when I work with people, I work with everybody - from the person that's working the camera to…

— Tiffany Haddish

Everybody in my life who is important to me is a star to me.

— Tiffany Haddish

The body is a universal language. Because if you spoke French, and I speak English, but I move like this or do…

— Tiffany Haddish

When I got emancipated from the foster care program and I became homeless, it was a struggle. I was working at an…

— Tiffany Haddish

Coming from where I came from, being a foster youth... like, living in all those different homes... I am glad I had…

— Tiffany Haddish

“You know how white people do, they just encourage and cheer anybody who lets it all hang out and just don't give…

— Tiffany Haddish