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- I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every… Admit
- I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see… All
- OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them. Computer
- I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war. Any
- The thing I remember most about America is that it's silly. That can be quite a relief at times. America
- The only real difference between me and chocolate pudding is that I am not a black man. Black
- When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it. Ask
- I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and… Biscuits
- My heart is a weatherballoon caught in an updraft of a chinese tax percentage, the tax percentages are unequivocaaaaaaaaaal, Unequivocaaaaaaaaal. This is the sort of… Caught
- People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit. Born
- Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It's a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs. Actually Made
- I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of… Autograph
- And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke. Inspirational
- I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. Apple
- I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke. All
- My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was… Bald
- If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl Age
- I'm absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It's like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open… Absolutely
- Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I'll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner). Asian
- Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful. Awful
- I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living. Banned
- I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that, maybe,… Accepted
- I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot risk being so close to something that can murder me. Do… Cannot Risk
- I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans. Clutch
- I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum. Cancer
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