“If the Good Lord meant men to use percussion caps, he wouldn't have strung flint all over the ground.” — Taylor Anderson Flint Copy Share Image
“I finally figured out the real difference between irony and satire--irony is when you fry a chicken in batter mixed from its… — Taylor Anderson Irony Copy Share Image
“The oldest rule in the book is that you can delegate authority, but never responsibility—not even to higher authority.” — Taylor Anderson Authority Copy Share Image
“...playing possum was a skill he'd learned in China once upon a time, and it had come in handy more than once.… — Taylor Anderson Humor Copy Share Image
“If history teaches us anything at all, it is that sooner or later, wherever you go or whatever you do, the sad,… — Taylor Anderson History Copy Share Image
