“What can you guarentee, O Nostradamus of Hayward?" I carp.” — Suzanne Finnamore Carp Copy Share Image
“The abandonment came, and now this shabby bacchanal.” — Suzanne Finnamore Abandonment Copy Share Image
“Bushwhacked, I examine my hands. Same hands. Rings still there but no longer valid.” — Suzanne Finnamore Cheating Copy Share Image
“For most people, I edit. Most people are definitely getting along on the Cliffs Notes.” — Suzanne Finnamore Edit Copy Share Image
“I´ve blown past Bitter and am already in the heart of Apathy.” — Suzanne Finnamore Apathy Copy Share Image
“Conversely, I though humiliation would be everything, but it´s such a nothing.” — Suzanne Finnamore Cheating Copy Share Image
“Flannel shirts should be outlawed for ex husbands; I realize this now. Flannel shirts are to women what crotchless panties are to… — Suzanne Finnamore Cheating Copy Share Image
“They feel life is for the taking, and that everyone deserves happiness no matter what the cost. I must remember these tricks… — Suzanne Finnamore Breaking up Copy Share Image
“Take me now, God!" I shout to the inky sky. "I´m ready." "You´re not ready. You´re not even divorced yet," Bunny says.… — Suzanne Finnamore Breaking up Copy Share Image
“All my life, I should not have worried so much about looking foolish; I see that now. Signs matter. And all waves… — Suzanne Finnamore Life Copy Share Image
“Irrationally, I think, Will You Marry Me? Four words. I Want a Divorce. Four words. I would like time to count the… — Suzanne Finnamore Cheating Copy Share Image
“I don't know how I got Michael. Maybe I just had a store credit from some other very lonely and shitty life.” — Suzanne Finnamore Got Michael Copy Share Image
“The swans are unnaturally beautiful. They mate for life. I wish they could talk. I have questions.” — Suzanne Finnamore Bird Copy Share Image
“My mother is a firm believer in the long pause, useful in interrogations, proclamations of truth, and the occasional cutting dead of… — Suzanne Finnamore Deceit Copy Share Image
“He went on to say that if the Wicked Queen were around today, the whole story might have been different, because she… — Suzanne Finnamore Magic Mirror Copy Share Image
“This is much easier than when N left. Our son is unable to grasp and simultaneously turn doorknobs yet. If only this… — Suzanne Finnamore Cheating Copy Share Image
“I mentally bless and exonerate anyone who has kicked a chair out from beneath her or swallowed opium in large chunks. My… — Suzanne Finnamore Cheating Copy Share Image
“I´m just not sending out the right vibe lately. Perhaps the fact that I wear stained sweatpants and free T-shirts is holding… — Suzanne Finnamore Breaking up Copy Share Image
“Then they took us to the birthing suite, which I call the electronic bullshit room because it's full of all sorts of… — Suzanne Finnamore Humor Copy Share Image
“I said that additionally, since I was planning to nurse, it be best if you were off the breast before I came… — Suzanne Finnamore Humor Copy Share Image
“Reuben says in many cultures, the wedding ceremony and all of it's rituals are much the same as a funeral: a transition… — Suzanne Finnamore Afterlife Copy Share Image
“Marriage is a conspiracy from Tiffany, florists, the diamond industry, and Christian fundamentalists. The only thing good about it is the diamond… — Suzanne Finnamore Conspiracy Copy Share Image
“To keep myself from harming or calling N and to stave off the rage and despair, I focus on my extraordinary son,… — Suzanne Finnamore Anger Copy Share Image
“God works in mysterious ways, baby, and there is never more evidence of this than when your life is going along fairly… — Suzanne Finnamore God works in mysterious ways Copy Share Image
“Reuben nails my fantasies everytime, with iron rods of reality. He asserts that I am going to die, but probably not for… — Suzanne Finnamore Fantasies Copy Share Image
“People are suppose to return response cards, but many of them haven't. These are people I naturally assumed would be thrilled and… — Suzanne Finnamore Reply Copy Share Image
“Daily I walk around my small, picturesque town with a thought bubble over my head: Person Going Through A Divorce. When I… — Suzanne Finnamore Cheating Copy Share Image
“Today I bought my first issue of Modern Bride Magazine, the November issue. I have it right here. I ordered a year's… — Suzanne Finnamore Gut feeling Copy Share Image
“To my amazement and great, bittersweet joy, I can hear in him every reason I feell in love with his father—everything, like… — Suzanne Finnamore Every day Copy Share Image
“Today you are thirteen weeks old and already controversial. You should know that the mention of the name Pablo is alarming to… — Suzanne Finnamore Humor Copy Share Image
“I played possum. I did this, as the possum does, out of fear.” — Suzanne Finnamore Cheating Copy Share Image
“Wonderful; such an active word——to be full of wonder.” — Suzanne Finnamore Curiosity Copy Share Image
“I feel angry but not homocidal; this may be unlooked-for progress.” — Suzanne Finnamore Angry Copy Share Image
“I have a new mantra, which I chant softly to myself: "Oh My God Oh My God.” — Suzanne Finnamore Chant Copy Share Image
“It seems a very specific bid: I´ll take Famous Authors for five hundred.” — Suzanne Finnamore Books Copy Share Image
“It’s adult swim time and I’m diving in here at the shallow end.” — Suzanne Finnamore Adulthood Copy Share Image
“A heart can stop beating for a while, one can still live.” — Suzanne Finnamore Divorce Copy Share Image
